To the tune of Genealogy:
Colonoscopy I am doing it my colonoscopy,
and the reason that I am doing it is very clear to me!
Check around for polyps and any inconsistency.
Colonoscopy I am doing it for my fam-i-ly!
Aren't I good?
Friday 6:30 am at UVRMC, can't wait to fart in recovery like everyone else!
Everything turned out alright, had what they thought was a polyp so if it was I'll need to go back in five years, if it wasn't 10 years.
You know how I hate potty humor? Guess not Craig said every time I let one rip I laughed, must've thought it was funny!